Friday, May 30, 2008

Oh Snap, What you going to do, when no one likes you!!


Hulk Hogan I hope that those phone calls to your son in jail are as fake as your wrestling. If not you and your son are screwing up a chance to really shine and get above the mold, and I'm not the only one that thinks that!Click picture for story!!

Thursday, May 29, 2008

Oh Snap...Help for the man stuck watching SATC!!!


Hey this guy has the answer for all you guys who will be stuck watching the worst thing ever to be put on "God's green earth".
Let's hope this movie will be like all the other BAD TV series turned movie ideas lately. Click the picture to learn how to survive this torture!!

Oh Snap one more time!!


I guess Eddie Murphy thinks he can come back from the comedy grave and get back in my heart with another Beverly Hills Cop movie with Bret " I think I can save movies " Ratner!! I hope this is done right for Eddie's sake and for all the Beverly Hills Cops fans ,who with me don't count number 3! But hay read about it here and Flame the comments like every one else cuz this is going to suck...my ...balls!!

Oh Snap's website of the Week!!


Oh Snap this site will have you laughing for hours, Man babies where they switch baby and man heads in pictures. Tons of fun and I have to admit and I hope none of my pics get up there..lol!!

Oh Snap Dunkin Donuts stop listening to Fox News!!!


I guess you can't wear a scarf because it makes Rachel Ray look hotter than she really is and because Fox News says so!
I'm sorry unless someone tells you it's an Arab scarf WHICH IT ISN'T you won't think that. I'd do Mrs. Ray in a scarf, on a beach , with two bombs in her hand. she's a little hottie and I'd drink her coffee and Dunkin' Donuts coffee too!!

Oh Snap this will be me ...


if I can't get a job!! lol click to see full pic!!

Oh Snap Oral Sex is normal!!!


In this article they state that more and more people are having oral sex and that that trend is growing. So Sweetie no more saying you have a "soar throat", or that your "jaw" hurt it's time to open up and say "AHHHHHHHHH" for Daddy! Now I can really say everyone else is doing it, it's like a lolly pop just keep on sucking, don't bite it, just suck it baby!! Click picture for read more!

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Oh Snap Owen Wilson tries to get over Kate with look-a-likes....NO!!!!


Owen please don't fix the problem with chicks that look like your ex find someone the complete opposite like an over weight Asian chick with big boobs. Hey I know Kate was the bomb but even a good lay from a fat girl helps get your groove back. Then you realize your Lighting McQueen!!

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Oh Snap me playing with my video editor!!

This is just me working on some editing things. I was going to Fix my mom's PC then she tells me, when I get there, that all she wants me to do is move it!Now just because I've got my cert. doesn't mean that I can move a PC from one place to another, it means I can fix it when you have a blue screen, or at least I thought!!

Oh Snap ...Did you know this about condoms!!


5 things you didn't know about condoms, like they were on cave paintings. Man that means cavemen had there own form of playboy in the caves. Sweet cavemen jacked off too!! I wonder who "Cavewomen" April 500 B.C. was!!

Friday, May 23, 2008

Oh Snap Memory one year ago!


Oh Snap Look at the difference between 1gb of memory after one year!! Damn think about
lugging that thing around to take photos with!

Oh Snap...Oh Hell NO!!!


Ok I can't believe that anyone in Hollywood would think that in todays video game market that a Pac-man Movie would work, but hey I was wrong about 'Super Mario bros.' the movie, oh Snap that sucked, ok 'Doom' was good, oh snap wrong there again. Was there ever a video game movie that did good...'Tomb Radier', maybe but boobs always sell! Write comments if I'm wrong what video game movie worked, if someone says, 'Street Fighter' I'll slap you myself!

Thursday, May 22, 2008

Oh Snap everyone's sick!!

I'm taking care of Sam who has an ear infection. So I'm pausing for the cause till Monday. Sooner if Sam will take his medicine!!

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Oh Snap MK fatalities!!

Wow every Mortal Kombat fatality....finally I get to see them with out holding a code book and trying to read and press buttons at the same time!!


Oh Snap I can't spell worth a damn...so my wife says!~

I guess in past post my wife has pointed out about 100 or more spelling errors on my part.(mostly typos) Thanks wifey not only do I stay at home all day and write on my blog but not I'm now I can't spell anything right. I get it honey you went to college I went and did stand up you win this round but I have pictures of you honey...lol it's on!!!
Smile honey!!

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

oh Snap old school Nintendo coffee table.

These people have too much time, but used it in a very cool nerd way.(Is there a cool nerd?)

See more funny videos at CollegeHumor

Oh Snap I have to get one of these!!



Netfilx has a streaming video box for $100. Sweet no more people taking my netflix out of my mail, no more scratched dvds this will be great. Can't believe someone took a dvd out of my mail then put it back after watching it...if I find you I'll...have you come over and watch movies with me...all you had to do was ask!!!

Monday, May 19, 2008

Oh Snap WOW song sounds soooo gay!!

This songs lyrics are so f*cking true!!! Ha what do I know I'm a Pally!!


Oh Snap cassette tape scratching....

Damn home boy must have done some practice cuz it took him till 2008 to get it good enough to show...lol. I use to try to do this at block parties I'm wish it worked tis good for me!


For more music videos check 5min.com

Sunday, May 18, 2008

Oh Snap Skinny people can't walk straight!!

Ha just cuz your 12 1/2lbs. and they pay you to walk in a circle doesn't mean you can do it. Check out how when these ladies fall a guy is always there with a camera... I love it!!

Oh Snap really bad video game moments!!

This video says it all! The 1st game is scary!!

Oh Snap Side boob or no Side boob!!


The Japanese have it good they get Ivy from Soul Calibur on the left we get the no side boob one on the right.... damn I have to move to Japan!!!

Friday, May 16, 2008

Oh snap I'm not drinking these beers!!

Pizza beer, Japanese KIDS beer and Bacon Martini, yeah those are not on my to drink list. Really a Bacon Martini I thought the Baconator from Wendy's was too much!!

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Oh Snap you can find me everywhere now!!??

Not only do I have to worry about someone googling me and finding that pic I took when I was taking that monster dumb and was drunk, now they can find out how much my house is and who I voted for...damn is nothing a secret anymore. Man now I have to get some good pick up lines that you can't look up too, damn!!

Oh Snap Bill O'Reilly flips the F*ck Out!

This video sums it up!! Well as long as it stays up!!

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Oh Snap that gives new meaning to Ass Master!

A man who allegedly photographed more than 3,000 women's bottoms as they toured Venice has been arrested. That is a man that really likes ass!!

Monday, May 12, 2008

Oh Snap Wall e toy will break me!!

I know Sam will want one and with gas prices what they are, $189.00 makes me question if he'll get it and I go a week with out gas or I do not buy it and get my joke on hmmmmm , we'll have to see. ( you know he'll have two damn kids!!)

Oh Snap I'm a nerd how big is the Enterprise!!

I found a web site that has all, I mean all the sizes of ships people and monsters from your favorite SciFi movies, and TV. Like you can compare the Enterprise from the Next Generation with the Imperial Lambda class shuttle from Return of the Jedi. Damn I went all nerd on ya...oh well If you didn't think I was a nerd before you will now!!

Oh Snap they picked Jimmy Fallon!!

Out of all the good comics out there they get Mr. Jimmy, I laugh at my own jokes even when there not funny but that's what makes me funny, Fallon. I guess it could have been worst they could have gotten Jimmy Walker! I can't lie I'd take the job!!

Oh Snap don't buy pirated movies!!

Or Mclovin will come after you!!

Oh Snap Google Map Hoes!!!


Hey if you need a ho, check out Google maps they know where they are!

Sunday, May 11, 2008

Oh Snap Happy mothers day.....

I did a Mothers Day show...and I was hungry!!
Of course it's not working here is the link!!
http://www.blogstar.com/app/webroot/shows/74/episodes/797


Thursday, May 8, 2008

Oh Snap...I am a nerd I love this stuff!!!


I just saw these pics and thought of all the times I wanted to do this with my star wars toys, untill my aunts dog eat all the toys, I really hate that dog now...grrrr!!

Oh Snap, these games are f*cking hard!!


I agree with this report except for "Mike Tyson's Punch Out" mostly because I could get to him and could beat him but I had to let the game sit at the intro screen before playing. ( game had no in game pause) Plus I knew the code....lol!!!

Oh Snap...I lived in a town that has the oldest bank in Texas!


Wow and all the time I was there they never cashed my check, mostly because they had no internet banking, no direct deposit and no way for me to do business with the people outside that little town of 400 people. If I wanted to keep my drug money there that's the best place to put it!

Wednesday, May 7, 2008

Oh Snap ...this is what I do...at home!!!


This comic completely tells the story of what a normal day in my house is like while I'm at home wasting time and leveling up!

Oh Snap for laughs!!


I couldn't help but post this, ever needed a good reason to give the homeless money here it is, I think these are funny and witty!
But I'm a nerd!!

Monday, May 5, 2008

Oh Snap Viagra doesn't help.


New study says men don't want sex, they where asking the wrong men. I want sex now as I'm typing at my computer. I'd get some to if I could pay for the web site fees.

Saturday, May 3, 2008

Oh Snap...no comments!!


Hey all do not forget to leave comments. I don't mind really..please. Don't make me beg. To late!!

Friday, May 2, 2008

Oh Snap....will anyone pick this up!!

I can't believe this video, I hope it sees the light of day. What does Hilary have to say about this!! I mean damn if Rev. wright makes the news and this doesn't Oh f*cking Snap!!!

update video was pulled..I think I smell a rat!! Just found a new link. Plus I don't think he says, " white n*ggers" like the poster believes but it, the fact that Bills campaign thinks that of Hoosiers and some of his campaigners work for Hilary today, what do they think of you now...hmmmm!
click here

Thursday, May 1, 2008

Oh Snap I got $360 Billion bitches!!


This man claimed he was given a check for $360 billion to start a record company! First thing you need to do is comb the hair brother, second just say no!!

Oh Snap What a catch!!


Well now that I'm number 1 in one of my fantasy leagues I thought I'd post the wonderful catches.