Oh Snap Seacrest out!!

Idol is thinking it's time to change things up. They think it's bad song choices I think it's a bad SHOW choice but hey that's me !! Read here from MSNBC.com

Oh Snap Video Game history!!

My good friend is launching his new site soon, well I'll let him explain!

I'm Matt Kirsch, the executive producer for BushLeague.TV. You might have seen my jackass antics on Fuel TV, G4, or Comedy Central. Bushleague.tv is a entertainment site for guys, launching May 8.

Starting Tuesday, April 29, at 5 pm, we'll begin live-casting our attempt to break the official Guinness World Record for the longest time spent playing a video game consecutively for 24+ hours and the game we're doing it with is Grand Theft Auto 4. Attempting this record is our multitalented Bush League producer Jim Patton www.myspace.com/jamesrpatton


Follow our live progress for the entire event @ http://www.BushLeague.TV.

We're kicking things off with beer and pizza and I'd like to invite you to join us. Celebrity gamers and guests will be stopping by throughout the event and we're also featuring a Rockband jam-off - so come and hang with us.

We are located at:
519 Broadway
Santa Monica, CA 90403

If you know any video game bloggers/journalists who live in the Los Angeles area that would like to officiate and/or cover this event, please forward this along to them with my info:

310 587-3535 ext. 129 or mkirsch@deca.tv

We would love any publicity you send our way.

Looking forward to talking with you!

Thanks,

--
Matty Kirsch

Oh Snap, party on Dude!!!

Not everyone knows when to say when!!!

Oh Snap...that's a Damn good question!!

Where the hell is the money I spend for Gas going and why can't I get me some of it. Why do I pay $3.00 + on gas when almost 2 years ago it was just above a $1 and I said that was too much. Can I at least see the oil companies giving back...maybe!! We'll let's find out!!

Oh Snap on the air!!

Show I did on Friday, enjoy!

Oh Snap Hillary again!!

Ok this time she says she has the pop. vote number to win! I call bullshit!! Don't take my work read the comments in this acticle as well!

Oh Snap you just got knocked the BLEEP out,dude!!!

The video says it all, I hope he can see now!!

Knocked Da F**k Out In 18 Seconds - Watch more free videos

Oh Snap 2 thumbs up for Christnia Ricci

Well on a postive note Christina Ricci Said some comments about the "objectification of women" in media, Christina Ricci needs to eat a hamburger cuz girl your getting too skinny! I think she's right that girls now grow up to be objectified, damn them rap videos!!

Oh Snap would Rev. Wright PLease Shut up!!

I try to keep my blog out of real politics, for the record I'm for Obama mostly because I can't vote for a woman who won't suck her own husbands dick, but Rev. Wright once again opened his mouth and shit flew out of it again. Dude we get your mad, just don't tell anyone!!

Oh Snap...the water car!

hey this website claims you can run your car now on water....with gas at $4 a gallon...I might just fill up on the tap!!!

Oh Snap Pixels and Hookers!!

If GTA hasn't pull down Americans youth enough, now pick your sexiest pixeled hooker!!

Oh Snap Transformers are sexy!!

No Matter what you say about "Transformers" the movie Megan Fox is a cutie, but I've always loved Arcee as the sexiest transformer around!!

Oh Snap Shelley!!!

My wonderful wife Shelley said that she was unable to find a Star War theme Wedding cake, But i found one it's time to get remarried, this time Full nerd out. I want THIS cake and lightsabers,and Yoda to marry us!! But I think our marrage will last...lol!!!

Oh Snap..I did a music show!!!

Yeah I did I was bored had and Idea and tried it out! Now I have to deal with the show...I'm A nerd!!!

Oh Snap Politics!!

Hmmm I think the best way to fight it out is this way!! The good ole American way!!!!

Oh Snap where did he go!

Sometimes a picture says a 1,000 words...this one gets right to the point!!

Oh Snap at least someone is looking!!!

Morgan Spurlock the guy behind Super size me, is now looking for Osama Bin Laden, at least in his movie he is, who knows maybe he'll get close to finding him. I wonder if the military knows about this....Oh Snap!!

Oh snap why couldn't they all die!!!

I hate "Sex and the city" it turns my wife into a blubbering, estrogen explosion of tears and man hating for 1hr. (God forbid she's on her period!!) So why couldn't they all die in this piece of crap all women like to talk about there sex life movie. (Don't women do that in the bathroom!)
Grrr well some one does bit the big one thank god!!!!

Oh Snap...robots!!

On such a slow news day, debates, polygamists sect and the Pope, oh my! I found this nugget of news the robot hall of fame now real...with real robots ... hosted by C-3po (Anthony Daniels) now nerds can debate which robot should be in the next years inductees!

Oh Snap...i'm a fool

Matt your not the only one with GH3 skills...maybe!!


Yeah I know I suck!!.

In other Rap news...

Snoop Dizzle has a country Hizzle....ah Snoop has a country Song, rap...or something!
I can't make this up read it for yourself at MTV.com

Oh Snap Bill Cosby Raps!!!

Not really and thank god, now that he's pissed off rappers by telling them they can't cuss on there records he's now going to show them how it's done. Oh Snap may get used a lot on this album, (Oh Snap is sometimes used to cuss with...like you didn't know!) But Bill "Himself" won't be doing any Jello raps or Fat Albert like rhymes he opted to have real rappers rap on the tracks ( real but not using there street names) but still why do something that rappers can do but feel no one will listen to, to prove a positive point. Rap is going to hell anyway we don't need Bill Cosby's help!!

Oh Snap Hillary!!

As she tries a last ditch effort to get Obama's votes...listen to the crowd and tell me if she really has a chance!

Add if that's not enough!!

Japanese man can't keep his Yang up!!

Be careful when your yang can't get up in Japan, get the wrong box and it might blow up!!

Oh snap...Britney!!

Ha, now on a full fledged I got to get my sh*t together tour Britney gives to the people!! Hey if it gets every one to for get your bad Mama skills I say go for it!!

Oh Snap Kids!!

Small town goes wild over racially based attack at school, now to find out it was all a joke!!
I only bring this up cuz this happen 30 miles away from me.

Oh Snap airplanes!!!

So they give me a peanut to eat for dinner, I have to go though security, and now I have to reschedule my flight, because if a 1inch wire tie.....Oh F*cking Snap!!

Do not keep it real on myspace.com....Please

Just an other reason to stop all the dumb ass new rap that's coming out!!
Click the pic to see even more gangstas keep it real...dumb!

Only funny if you know your history.

Absolut Vodka has great Idea for slogan, but forget that most of there consumers don't know enough history to find the joke funny. I hate Smart humor when I'm drunk, tell me a dick joke please!!
click on the picture for the full story.

An other Asian stereotype...

they are known for cutting hair ,doing your nails,and now kidnapping!!
click picture to read more!!

When keeping it real goes bad....again!!!

Hey if you got to jail...and your still in love ...facing 25yrs. why not get married. I'm sure he'll be waiting for you when you get out, like all Honest rappers do, Cuz he's down for his real Bitches!!


Rapper Remy Ma isn't letting jail derail her wedding plans.

Remy Ma was convicted last month of assault, weapon possession and attempted coercion.

The Grammy-nominated artist aims to marry her fiance, fellow rapper Papoose, at the city's Rikers Island jail while she awaits her sentencing for shooting a friend she suspected of stealing $3,000, lawyer Ivan Fisher said.

"They're much in love," Fisher said. "They're very committed to each other, and they had intended to marry one way or another."

Remy Ma, whose real name is Remy Smith, was convicted last month of assault, weapon possession and attempted coercion in the July 2007 shooting after a party at a Manhattan nightclub.

The 26-year-old performer is being held without bail until her sentencing, set for April 23. She faces the possibility of up to 25 years in prison.

About 200 weddings are performed each year at Rikers Island, which offers chaplains and chapels, said city Department of Correction spokesman Stephen Morello. Only two guests will be permitted, and the couple won't be allowed to wear rings with protruding gems.

Remy Ma was nominated for a Grammy as part of the Terror Squad for the 2004 hit "Lean Back." She also has recorded with rap stars Busta Rhymes and Eminem.

Papoose's "Born To Win" was featured on the top-selling football video game "Madden NFL 06," and the music magazine Rolling Stone named him one of its "10 Artists to Watch" in 2006.

The Brooklyn rapper, whose real name is Shamele Mackie, also attracted attention with a track called "50 Shots," in which he vented his anger about a fatal 2006 New York City police shooting of an unarmed man who was hours away from getting married

Associated Press

If you thought Guitar Hero was bad ...

Well at least in Guitar Hero you have to have timeing and know the music...and sometimes air guitar does look cool when you have something that looks like a gutiar in your hand, but this just takes the f*cking cake!!

Number 1 reason Kids need to be spanked!

If MY kids ever embarrass me like this I will be spanking them for years!!If your kid can plan this out he/she can make A's in school. This is why I feel kids need some one A) at home to rasie them and B) to spank them silly so they know they can't do stuff like this!! But that's just me!!
read on...as reported by Reuters!

Nine-year-olds at a school in the U.S. state of Georgia brought a broken steak knife, handcuffs and electrical tape to school in a plot to injure their teacher, authorities said on Tuesday.

Teachers at Center Elementary School in Waycross, Georgia, uncovered the plot on Friday when a pupil reported that a child in the third grade had brought a weapon into the school.

"The plan was to handcuff the teacher, put tape over her mouth and hit her over the head with the paperweight and possibly cut her," said Lt. Duane Caswell of Waycross police, adding that some students said the knife was simply there to cut the tape.

"It was a rather elaborate scheme for children of that age," he said.

The students spent a week planning the attack and planned to carry it out on the day they were caught, Caswell said.

Nine pupils in the grade, most of whom were 9 years old, have been disciplined and some were given long-term suspensions, said Theresa Martin, spokeswoman for the Ware County school district in the southeastern part of the state.

Caswell said police were also planning to charge three of the children in the juvenile court system with conspiracy to commit aggravated assault and possession of a weapon on a school property.

(Writing by Matthew Bigg; editing by Jane Sutton and David Storey)

You knew it was a matter of time...

As reported by Reuters on Yahoo.com (You just can't make this up!!)

Chinese man eaten by zoo tiger

Fri Apr 4, 9:02 AM ET

A tiger devoured a mentally ill man who entered the animal's zoo cage in northeast China, local media reported on Friday.

Zhang Yachun disappeared from his home in Harbin, the capital of Heilongjiang province, on March 24 and five days later police told his parents he had been eaten by a tiger in a nearby zoo, the China news service reported, citing a Harbin newspaper.

"Only two legs and his skull were left," the report said.

Zhang's grieving parents said their 37-year-old son suffered mental illness and "especially loved tigers".

China has a poor record of keeping people away from dangerous zoo and circus animals.

In February, a circus lion ripped a 10-year-old boy's arm off after grabbing him through the bars of its cage.

Last year, 16 government officials were sacked after a boy was eaten alive at a crocodile enclosure in southern China. And a zoo tiger attacked a 6-year-old girl waiting to have her picture taken with the animal, biting her head and killing her.

(Reporting by Chris Buckley)

Health Care is really bad...

If this is what my parnets are going to have to do for health care then the world is coming to an end....I need to go wheelchair jacking!!

I'm A nerd!!

enough said!!

Great not again!

Here's yet an other story about all the cool things we as Americans can't have, Damn Japan!!
Click pic for story from PC World!

Are you looking for a HIGH soulmate...

Well I have a website for all you pot heads looking for love or just your note telling you where you stashed your pot. www.potpartner.com is a website where you can forget together if your were suppose to meet up for coffee or get high. At this website you can find your new love buds!!
(wait one more weed joke!) No more looking over your shoulder paranoid for love you can find it here!!

check it out!!

Man I couldn't help it again....I love voltron...getting served!!

The little green guy cussed!!!lol

Shall we play a game!!!!

Oh Snap, I never thought I'd see a new "War Games" Move...but read on...
here

Camel toe with strobe lights FTW!!!

Can't say any more!!

In other WOW related news...

Remember that lvl 30 Nightelf hottie dancing in Stormwind. Watch out because if she's under age and you take here to the Stormwind inn for a night cap you could in up in jail!!
Best quote out the story!!
"(WoW equipment could not be seized by authorities, as it is soulbound.)" Ha that's a relief!

click picture for full story!!

Here's something for the nerds out there!!

If you think the dollar is bad this will make you wish video money was real. check out the article in Maxim. Now I wish WOW (World of Warcaft) worked the same. I'd cash in my gold in game for some real dough!!


click here

And in more serious news!!

Robin Williams goes mad at a BBC world debate on the future of news! Now that this NEWS story has been blogged hundreds of times I'm sure the BBC will make a statment about how blogs have ruined legit news casts around the world!!
watch it here!!

So I needed help with web site design!!

So I'm an old school web site design guy, but now you can get web tips that relate to the younger crowd!! This is hip-hop learning at it's best!!

What is that ?

Can't tell if your wife has some home alone toys hidden in the house here's a good quiz to take! Click on the picture

More late Oh Snap!!

Here's a show from March...enjoy!!

I couldn't help it!!

I saw this and couldn't help added to the cheesiness of this but hey ...I'm F*cking Obama!!

See more funny videos at CollegeHumor

What was I thinking ....

It's been a while since the last post...I'm lazy! I'm going to get you some of the shows from last week and more. Here's one on Grills...and why you don't really need one!!




Hmm white women and grills!!