The New Black Man.

I know this has been said in the media but i need to add my spin to this. Yesterday we saw Martin Luther King's Dream come true. Now Black men have to step up your game, no longer is it right to think being a thug or gangster is cool anymore. Barak Obama has become what every young back man should want to be. A man respected for being a man.

My two cents!

Oh Snap I hope when I get old there are still strippers

There are many things I'm open to, 80 yrs.old stripper is where I draw the line, so her she is Tempest Storm. It's a thunderstorm!



Atleast when I get old I know there will still be a stripper working that will get the old water boiling! It was the last pic that does it for me!!

Oh Snap at wordpress!!!

I'm working the blog scene ya'll! I'm on two sites...most of my stuff will be there now...her's the link!
http://alanwade.wordpress.com/
Read new stuff and all my old there!!

Oh Snap I'm Back

I took a few weeks off with my wife out of town and our vacation, so I'll be getting back to the swing of things On Monday... Yeah!!

Oh Snap PS3 gets patch 2.4!!

I've been waiting for this patch mostly so when I see a friend online I can now message him without leaving my game!! Plus I can now play music from my own library in game now too!
check out more here!

Oh Snap... Real X-men??

Found this story on digg about 7 real world x-men. I'm just hoping they are better than X-men in "X-men 3" eww!! Hmmm the mutant power I want the most is to "Hit the Red Star" on a heinkein keg with BB gun power! Maybe even enlarge or shrink penis at will power cuz my wife is always saying I'm too big for her. Well anywho check out the full story at Cracked.com here!

Oh Snap movie Review... Wall-e!!

I will say this, any movie that keeps my 2 1/2 yrs. old son in his seat and has very few spoken words in it gets 5 stars from me!! If my son hadn't needed a poopy change in the middle of the film he would have sat the whole time, mouth open and quiet. (If you meet him and /or seen videos you know he moves around alot!)
Once again I found myself in love with a kids movie by PIXAR and I completely forgot I was there for my son!
Again Wall-e gets 5 stars from the Oh Snap this one keeps kids in their chair movie Review!!
AND FOR MY SON!!

Oh Snap More video of me shooting a BB gun!!

More to come!!

Oh Snap you will be missed!!

George, you and Richard will be miss so much. I hope you are watching us now on "heavenly CNN" as you wanted to. Say hi to "buddy Jesus for me!"

Oh Snap...I'm in Illinois

Wow busy week for me I'll be in Illinois making a ton of videos so, see you all Soon!! I have some funny Family!!

Oh Snap maybe my wife will let me play WOW again!!

Apparently this lovely lady in the middle is a Mom, Lawyer, and Republican candidate for Connecticut. She is also a 70 lvl Orc Hunter in WOW. See Wifey i do have time to do it all,Now let me play damn it!!! Uh, please baby!!

Oh Snap, Cubs Fans are hot!!

Well at least thats what I say but you pick.(for all who don't know, I'm a Cubs fan!!)Check out the Chicago Sun Times poll. (I'd do the girl in red....go Cubs!!)

Oh Snap, what I do for fun!!

This is what happens when you 11 miles from the nearest town, you've had a couple of beers and have a BB gun. I think it's a Texas law you have to shoot something, I'll be shooting a 5lbs Beer keg!!

Oh Snap Ranter does it again!!

Well www.moviehole.net is reporting that Bret Ranter will destroy an other movie that I love. The next Beverly Hills Cop will be a PG rated film. My guess at the plot, Axel Foley has to stop the Chinese Triad with water pistols and Chris Tucker will smoke a blunt and yell something I'm sure he could whisper, to save the day!

Oh Snap I'm a nerd but I like this!!

Funny video,scary that I knew all the Star Trek references they made.

See more funny videos at CollegeHumor

Oh Snap there is a youporn and it's kicking ass!!

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Oh Snap Obama gives Michelle a pound.

You have to see it to believe it, sweet to know I'm not the only one that does that to the wifey, but my wifey is white so I get cut with a nail sometimes.

Oh Snap don't put underwear on your head!!

Hey here's a tip if you want to rob a store, don't wear a thong to cover your face. You don't know where your girlfriend has been. The only place for skid marks is the place you put your face. I hope you stole enough money to get a real mask, like my Vader mask!!

Oh Snap, What you going to do, when no one likes you!!

Hulk Hogan I hope that those phone calls to your son in jail are as fake as your wrestling. If not you and your son are screwing up a chance to really shine and get above the mold, and I'm not the only one that thinks that!Click picture for story!!

Oh Snap...Help for the man stuck watching SATC!!!

Hey this guy has the answer for all you guys who will be stuck watching the worst thing ever to be put on "God's green earth".
Let's hope this movie will be like all the other BAD TV series turned movie ideas lately. Click the picture to learn how to survive this torture!!

Oh Snap one more time!!

I guess Eddie Murphy thinks he can come back from the comedy grave and get back in my heart with another Beverly Hills Cop movie with Bret " I think I can save movies " Ratner!! I hope this is done right for Eddie's sake and for all the Beverly Hills Cops fans ,who with me don't count number 3! But hay read about it here and Flame the comments like every one else cuz this is going to suck...my ...balls!!

Oh Snap's website of the Week!!

Oh Snap this site will have you laughing for hours, Man babies where they switch baby and man heads in pictures. Tons of fun and I have to admit and I hope none of my pics get up there..lol!!

Oh Snap Dunkin Donuts stop listening to Fox News!!!

I guess you can't wear a scarf because it makes Rachel Ray look hotter than she really is and because Fox News says so!
I'm sorry unless someone tells you it's an Arab scarf WHICH IT ISN'T you won't think that. I'd do Mrs. Ray in a scarf, on a beach , with two bombs in her hand. she's a little hottie and I'd drink her coffee and Dunkin' Donuts coffee too!!

Oh Snap this will be me ...

if I can't get a job!! lol click to see full pic!!

Oh Snap Oral Sex is normal!!!

In this article they state that more and more people are having oral sex and that that trend is growing. So Sweetie no more saying you have a "soar throat", or that your "jaw" hurt it's time to open up and say "AHHHHHHHHH" for Daddy! Now I can really say everyone else is doing it, it's like a lolly pop just keep on sucking, don't bite it, just suck it baby!! Click picture for read more!

Oh Snap Owen Wilson tries to get over Kate with look-a-likes....NO!!!!

Owen please don't fix the problem with chicks that look like your ex find someone the complete opposite like an over weight Asian chick with big boobs. Hey I know Kate was the bomb but even a good lay from a fat girl helps get your groove back. Then you realize your Lighting McQueen!!

Oh Snap me playing with my video editor!!

This is just me working on some editing things. I was going to Fix my mom's PC then she tells me, when I get there, that all she wants me to do is move it!Now just because I've got my cert. doesn't mean that I can move a PC from one place to another, it means I can fix it when you have a blue screen, or at least I thought!!

Oh Snap ...Did you know this about condoms!!

5 things you didn't know about condoms, like they were on cave paintings. Man that means cavemen had there own form of playboy in the caves. Sweet cavemen jacked off too!! I wonder who "Cavewomen" April 500 B.C. was!!

Oh Snap Memory one year ago!

Oh Snap Look at the difference between 1gb of memory after one year!! Damn think about
lugging that thing around to take photos with!

Oh Snap...Oh Hell NO!!!

Ok I can't believe that anyone in Hollywood would think that in todays video game market that a Pac-man Movie would work, but hey I was wrong about 'Super Mario bros.' the movie, oh Snap that sucked, ok 'Doom' was good, oh snap wrong there again. Was there ever a video game movie that did good...'Tomb Radier', maybe but boobs always sell! Write comments if I'm wrong what video game movie worked, if someone says, 'Street Fighter' I'll slap you myself!

Oh Snap everyone's sick!!

I'm taking care of Sam who has an ear infection. So I'm pausing for the cause till Monday. Sooner if Sam will take his medicine!!

Oh Snap MK fatalities!!

Wow every Mortal Kombat fatality....finally I get to see them with out holding a code book and trying to read and press buttons at the same time!!

Oh Snap I can't spell worth a damn...so my wife says!~

I guess in past post my wife has pointed out about 100 or more spelling errors on my part.(mostly typos) Thanks wifey not only do I stay at home all day and write on my blog but not I'm now I can't spell anything right. I get it honey you went to college I went and did stand up you win this round but I have pictures of you honey...lol it's on!!!
Smile honey!!

oh Snap old school Nintendo coffee table.

These people have too much time, but used it in a very cool nerd way.(Is there a cool nerd?)

See more funny videos at CollegeHumor

Oh Snap I have to get one of these!!

Netfilx has a streaming video box for $100. Sweet no more people taking my netflix out of my mail, no more scratched dvds this will be great. Can't believe someone took a dvd out of my mail then put it back after watching it...if I find you I'll...have you come over and watch movies with me...all you had to do was ask!!!

Oh Snap WOW song sounds soooo gay!!

This songs lyrics are so f*cking true!!! Ha what do I know I'm a Pally!!

WoW Videos

Oh Snap cassette tape scratching....

Damn home boy must have done some practice cuz it took him till 2008 to get it good enough to show...lol. I use to try to do this at block parties I'm wish it worked tis good for me!

For more music videos check 5min.com

Oh Snap Skinny people can't walk straight!!

Ha just cuz your 12 1/2lbs. and they pay you to walk in a circle doesn't mean you can do it. Check out how when these ladies fall a guy is always there with a camera... I love it!!

Oh Snap really bad video game moments!!

This video says it all! The 1st game is scary!!

Oh Snap Side boob or no Side boob!!

The Japanese have it good they get Ivy from Soul Calibur on the left we get the no side boob one on the right.... damn I have to move to Japan!!!

Oh snap I'm not drinking these beers!!

Pizza beer, Japanese KIDS beer and Bacon Martini, yeah those are not on my to drink list. Really a Bacon Martini I thought the Baconator from Wendy's was too much!!

oh snap drunk shows!!

and then

Oh Snap you can find me everywhere now!!??

Not only do I have to worry about someone googling me and finding that pic I took when I was taking that monster dumb and was drunk, now they can find out how much my house is and who I voted for...damn is nothing a secret anymore. Man now I have to get some good pick up lines that you can't look up too, damn!!

Oh Snap Bill O'Reilly flips the F*ck Out!

This video sums it up!! Well as long as it stays up!!

Oh Snap that gives new meaning to Ass Master!

A man who allegedly photographed more than 3,000 women's bottoms as they toured Venice has been arrested. That is a man that really likes ass!!

Oh Snap Wall e toy will break me!!

I know Sam will want one and with gas prices what they are, $189.00 makes me question if he'll get it and I go a week with out gas or I do not buy it and get my joke on hmmmmm , we'll have to see. ( you know he'll have two damn kids!!)

Oh Snap I'm a nerd how big is the Enterprise!!

I found a web site that has all, I mean all the sizes of ships people and monsters from your favorite SciFi movies, and TV. Like you can compare the Enterprise from the Next Generation with the Imperial Lambda class shuttle from Return of the Jedi. Damn I went all nerd on ya...oh well If you didn't think I was a nerd before you will now!!

Oh Snap they picked Jimmy Fallon!!

Out of all the good comics out there they get Mr. Jimmy, I laugh at my own jokes even when there not funny but that's what makes me funny, Fallon. I guess it could have been worst they could have gotten Jimmy Walker! I can't lie I'd take the job!!

Oh Snap don't buy pirated movies!!

Or Mclovin will come after you!!

Oh Snap Google Map Hoes!!!

Hey if you need a ho, check out Google maps they know where they are!

Oh Snap Happy mothers day.....

I did a Mothers Day show...and I was hungry!!
Of course it's not working here is the link!!
http://www.blogstar.com/app/webroot/shows/74/episodes/797

Oh Snap...I am a nerd I love this stuff!!!

I just saw these pics and thought of all the times I wanted to do this with my star wars toys, untill my aunts dog eat all the toys, I really hate that dog now...grrrr!!

Oh Snap, these games are f*cking hard!!

I agree with this report except for "Mike Tyson's Punch Out" mostly because I could get to him and could beat him but I had to let the game sit at the intro screen before playing. ( game had no in game pause) Plus I knew the code....lol!!!

Oh Snap...I lived in a town that has the oldest bank in Texas!

Wow and all the time I was there they never cashed my check, mostly because they had no internet banking, no direct deposit and no way for me to do business with the people outside that little town of 400 people. If I wanted to keep my drug money there that's the best place to put it!

Oh Snap ...this is what I do...at home!!!

This comic completely tells the story of what a normal day in my house is like while I'm at home wasting time and leveling up!

Oh Snap for laughs!!

I couldn't help but post this, ever needed a good reason to give the homeless money here it is, I think these are funny and witty!
But I'm a nerd!!

Oh Snap Viagra doesn't help.

New study says men don't want sex, they where asking the wrong men. I want sex now as I'm typing at my computer. I'd get some to if I could pay for the web site fees.

Oh Snap...no comments!!

Hey all do not forget to leave comments. I don't mind really..please. Don't make me beg. To late!!

Oh Snap....will anyone pick this up!!

I can't believe this video, I hope it sees the light of day. What does Hilary have to say about this!! I mean damn if Rev. wright makes the news and this doesn't Oh f*cking Snap!!!

update video was pulled..I think I smell a rat!! Just found a new link. Plus I don't think he says, " white n*ggers" like the poster believes but it, the fact that Bills campaign thinks that of Hoosiers and some of his campaigners work for Hilary today, what do they think of you now...hmmmm!
click here

Oh Snap I got $360 Billion bitches!!

This man claimed he was given a check for $360 billion to start a record company! First thing you need to do is comb the hair brother, second just say no!!

Oh Snap What a catch!!

Well now that I'm number 1 in one of my fantasy leagues I thought I'd post the wonderful catches.

Oh Snap Seacrest out!!

Idol is thinking it's time to change things up. They think it's bad song choices I think it's a bad SHOW choice but hey that's me !! Read here from MSNBC.com

Oh Snap Video Game history!!

My good friend is launching his new site soon, well I'll let him explain!

I'm Matt Kirsch, the executive producer for BushLeague.TV. You might have seen my jackass antics on Fuel TV, G4, or Comedy Central. Bushleague.tv is a entertainment site for guys, launching May 8.

Starting Tuesday, April 29, at 5 pm, we'll begin live-casting our attempt to break the official Guinness World Record for the longest time spent playing a video game consecutively for 24+ hours and the game we're doing it with is Grand Theft Auto 4. Attempting this record is our multitalented Bush League producer Jim Patton www.myspace.com/jamesrpatton


Follow our live progress for the entire event @ http://www.BushLeague.TV.

We're kicking things off with beer and pizza and I'd like to invite you to join us. Celebrity gamers and guests will be stopping by throughout the event and we're also featuring a Rockband jam-off - so come and hang with us.

We are located at:
519 Broadway
Santa Monica, CA 90403

If you know any video game bloggers/journalists who live in the Los Angeles area that would like to officiate and/or cover this event, please forward this along to them with my info:

310 587-3535 ext. 129 or mkirsch@deca.tv

We would love any publicity you send our way.

Looking forward to talking with you!

Thanks,

--
Matty Kirsch

Oh Snap, party on Dude!!!

Not everyone knows when to say when!!!

Oh Snap...that's a Damn good question!!

Where the hell is the money I spend for Gas going and why can't I get me some of it. Why do I pay $3.00 + on gas when almost 2 years ago it was just above a $1 and I said that was too much. Can I at least see the oil companies giving back...maybe!! We'll let's find out!!

Oh Snap on the air!!

Show I did on Friday, enjoy!

Oh Snap Hillary again!!

Ok this time she says she has the pop. vote number to win! I call bullshit!! Don't take my work read the comments in this acticle as well!

Oh Snap you just got knocked the BLEEP out,dude!!!

The video says it all, I hope he can see now!!

Knocked Da F**k Out In 18 Seconds - Watch more free videos

Oh Snap 2 thumbs up for Christnia Ricci

Well on a postive note Christina Ricci Said some comments about the "objectification of women" in media, Christina Ricci needs to eat a hamburger cuz girl your getting too skinny! I think she's right that girls now grow up to be objectified, damn them rap videos!!

Oh Snap would Rev. Wright PLease Shut up!!

I try to keep my blog out of real politics, for the record I'm for Obama mostly because I can't vote for a woman who won't suck her own husbands dick, but Rev. Wright once again opened his mouth and shit flew out of it again. Dude we get your mad, just don't tell anyone!!

Oh Snap...the water car!

hey this website claims you can run your car now on water....with gas at $4 a gallon...I might just fill up on the tap!!!

Oh Snap Pixels and Hookers!!

If GTA hasn't pull down Americans youth enough, now pick your sexiest pixeled hooker!!

Oh Snap Transformers are sexy!!

No Matter what you say about "Transformers" the movie Megan Fox is a cutie, but I've always loved Arcee as the sexiest transformer around!!

Oh Snap Shelley!!!

My wonderful wife Shelley said that she was unable to find a Star War theme Wedding cake, But i found one it's time to get remarried, this time Full nerd out. I want THIS cake and lightsabers,and Yoda to marry us!! But I think our marrage will last...lol!!!